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heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

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#cinematic masterpiece of our time

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memeguy-com:

Elmo is shocked and concerned

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

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latestfunnystuff:

The Sunhttp://ift.tt/1p3z0t3
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

izumito:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

izumito:

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

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sorrygirlsisuckcock:

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